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lucky1
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...you run the dishwasher (half-full) and open its door before Dry just to get more humidity for your palms. 😕
Barb

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

 
Posted : 13/01/2008 1:38 pm
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You Know You're a Palm Nut When:

You take a shower with the bathroom door open so the humidity can get in the next room.

You are more interested in trying to ID the palms in the back ground as you watch CSI Miami.

You have to park your car in the driveway because your two car garage is full of palms....LOL lot of guilty looks about this one!

IF you drive 50 miles with your car looking like this.....

Sorry Barb, I couldn't resist. 😆


Not the pot I was expecting........

 
Posted : 13/01/2008 4:10 pm
lucky1
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s'all right 😉

I see NOTHING wrong with ANY of your examples!
Good on 'ya 😀
Barb

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

 
Posted : 13/01/2008 4:14 pm
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You buy a hygrometer and put the remote sensors in the middle of your palms (and bananas).

Your spouse puts palm seedlings in your bedroom so that she can put the humidifier in the same room.

Your spouse rides in the back seat and the new palm rides in the front seat.

Allen

You don't have to be crazy to grow palms in Alberta..... But it helps

 
Posted : 13/01/2008 6:45 pm
lucky1
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Ha ha Allen!

another one:
You don't mind the mold in the bathroom 'coz it means the humidity is up! 😕

This is fun...nice to have a chuckle.
Barb

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Posted : 13/01/2008 7:23 pm
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LOL 😆 The wife and I had a good laugh at what a palm nut I am. She really likes palms now "or else" LOL. Cali you seem to be in the same boat with your palm addiction re: Palm-garage.Barb you must have gotten some strange looks down the highway with your palm filled car.

John

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Posted : 13/01/2008 10:07 pm
lucky1
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John,
"re funny looks"
I don't know...I couldn't see out the windows 😕
Barb

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Posted : 13/01/2008 10:13 pm
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i rode 400 miles with a suv full of windmills washies and sagos, from mobile,al to Chattanooga, Tn

 
Posted : 01/09/2008 1:42 am
lucky1
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Chris, 400 miles!
Perfect!
You're inducted into the palm nut club...

Barb

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Posted : 01/09/2008 4:13 pm
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great stuff!!

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Posted : 29/09/2009 8:17 am
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You spend your money on palms instead of paying your bills,well dah,I guess that's obvious 😳

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Posted : 02/10/2009 5:07 pm
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When you smuggle palms across the boarder not booze...

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Posted : 02/10/2009 9:38 pm
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When you smuggle palms across the boarder not booze...

I don't even live in Canada and I can relate to this. Every time I send some cactus pad or yucca it makes me feel like I'm going to jail. 😆

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-Aaron-

 
Posted : 02/10/2009 11:13 pm
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This all great stuff ive done it all as well.

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Posted : 03/10/2009 9:01 am
lucky1
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Time to resurrect this fun thread, and add more.

...when the softest flannel bedsheet is on the wood floor around the palms at the window (to catch misting drips).
Old bargain version is on the bed.

...during bathroom renovations, you select a pedestal sink so you have space for a palm.
And no place to store facecloths, towels or TP anymore.

Barb

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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

 
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